Octopussy

Here we are at unlucky number 13 in the James Bond series, the ridiculously named Octopussy. Considering that the last … More

For Your Eyes Only

After taking a day to consult the I Ching and speak with various priests and rabbis (unrelated), I’m back to … More

Hoo boy, here we are: at what I have been warned is possibly the worst Bond movie ever made. Considering … More

All right, Bond franchise, let’s get this show on the road. We open on a submarine, where everyone acts sleepy … More

We open on a gorgeous beach enclave where a dude with a third nipple and his ladyfriend are being served … More

It’s out with the old and in with the new—the new James Bond, that is! I’ve never seen any of … More

We open on a man flying through a shoji, and then being thrown through another one, while a man in … More

We open up on the Universal Exports sign, the front for Great Britain’s secret spy offices, and this time … More

Once more unto the breach! And Sean Connery’s second-to-last turn as Bond (third-to-last, if you count the offshoot, non-canonical Never … More

We open up on….James Bond’s funeral?!?! No, just another person’s funeral with his initials, since James is hanging out in … More

BA-NAH! (BUH!) BAH NAH! (BUH!). We’re back to watch Goldfinger, widely recognized as one of the best James Bond films, … More

It’s weird writing recaps for movies that I’ve seen before, which seems contrary to logic, but it’s true. It’s especially … More